Once upon a time, I sat in a math class with a very horrible textbook that weighed at least three tons. This is what I wanted to do to the book. In fact, the girl in the videos looks a lot like Rachel Takahashi, the character in my soon-to-be-in-stores math-hating novel, The Isle of Math. So, with no further comment, I give you the Math Abuse Miniseries!
Math Abuse Part 1
Math Abuse Part 2
Math Abuse Part 3
Next up on television tonight, we have a sci-fi fantasy about math abuse.
Shocking Math
And the really bad stuff gets put on late at night.
Math Fire
This has been just another broadcast by your favorite TV station, KRAP.
Apparently some people hate math so much that they sing about it. Well, hey, if it helps them to heal some of the pain and suffering that math puts them through, then go for it.
I Hate Math Song
Have you ever been sitting in math class one day and suddenly felt like you wanted to throw your math book at the board? If you’re like me, you feel like that at least once a week, if not more. Well, I have the perfect remedy for you. Instead of running up high fees for destroying your math book in frustration, you can read The Isle of Math.
This book exposes the evils of math for all the world to see. It’s about the only math teacher in the world who hates math–and then it drives her crazy! It’s a horror novel dedicated to all you math haters.
The best thing about it, is that it’s written by a true math-hater–me!
The Isle of Math will be out in February of 2007, published by James A. Rock & Co. Publishers. More info later!
