Rehab: Peace with Math

Tired of math?  Is it ruining your social life?  Haven’t had a date in 10 years because of too much math homework?

Congratulations!  If you just answered yes to any of the above questions, you are a prime candidate for our new rehabilitation program, appropriately titled “Peace with Math.”  Using our simple five-step program, you too can learn to live life to its fullest by coming to terms with that ugly blemish in your life–math.  And the best part is that it’s free!
1.  Admit you have a problem with math.  For example, scream, “I hate math!” at the top of your lungs.

2.  Decide to get help by enrolling in “Peace with Math.”

3.  Join the “Isle of Math” and vent your frustrations whenever you feel an excessive burst of math hatred coming on.

4.  Try to distance yourself from math in your daily life.

5.  And whatever you do, don’t ever cave in to those people who try to talk you into majoring in math when it comes time to make career choices.  Remember, finding peace with math means that you must take Nancy Reagan’s advice and JUST SAY NO!