SCREAM!
I wish math had a face, ’cause if it did, I’d punch it right in the nose today. Math makes me so mad I could scream. In fact, I think I’ll scream right now. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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I wish math had a face, ’cause if it did, I’d punch it right in the nose today. Math makes me so mad I could scream. In fact, I think I’ll scream right now. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
This stinks. I might actually have to study more math in order to maintain a suitable job. I swore I’d never take another math class, but it looks like I might have to eat my words. More later after I do a bit of spy work to figure out what’s up in my workplace.
…Don’t Panic!
I’m upgrading website. The software was waaaaaaaaay out of date and needed updating. The software was updated and the theme had to be updated. I have to customize the theme to get it back to what it was.
I will get you back to your regularly scheduled Isle of Math, soon.
– Your mathematically challenged, Admin.
Yes, now I hate it on myspace.com too. You can go there and see me, Kiele Takeuchi, at myspace.com.
My myspace profile. It’s the same as my name–kieletakeuchi.
There you can read chapters 1-3 of The Isle of Math for free! Feel free to make all the comments you want. Or leave me a message or something.
A quick search just showed The Isle of Math in over 130 bookstores in six countries: USA, Canada, the United Kingdom, France, Japan, and Germany. It looks like math is just as notorious in other parts of the world as well.
Tired of math? Is it ruining your social life? Haven’t had a date in 10 years because of too much math homework?
Congratulations! If you just answered yes to any of the above questions, you are a prime candidate for our new rehabilitation program, appropriately titled “Peace with Math.” Using our simple five-step program, you too can learn to live life to its fullest by coming to terms with that ugly blemish in your life–math. And the best part is that it’s free!
1. Admit you have a problem with math. For example, scream, “I hate math!” at the top of your lungs.
2. Decide to get help by enrolling in “Peace with Math.”
3. Join the “Isle of Math” and vent your frustrations whenever you feel an excessive burst of math hatred coming on.
4. Try to distance yourself from math in your daily life.
5. And whatever you do, don’t ever cave in to those people who try to talk you into majoring in math when it comes time to make career choices. Remember, finding peace with math means that you must take Nancy Reagan’s advice and JUST SAY NO!
This is why you should never date a math major, a math lover, or anyone who dabbles in the mathematical arts.
Here’s where to read more.
Useless (xkcd.com).
