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Misleading Math

Kiele Takeuchi — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 21:59:41 +0000

Here’s how math can be two-faced. Well, actually there’s a mistake in the proof, but it still looks neat.

Peace with Math

Kiele Takeuchi — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 01:43:50 +0000

Hi, everyone! Welcome back to your FAVORITE site. I haven’t heard from my site administrator in over a month, so it looks like the only upgrades to this site will be my comments and posts, so our topic for today is “Peace with Math.”

Yes, you too can have peace with math. It’s easy.

JUST DON’T DO MATH! Y’know those shirts that say, “Just do it!”? Well, just don’t do it in this case. Hehehe.

Comments, anyone?

Kiele Takeuchi — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 17:30:42 +0000

Sorry I’ve not written lately. If I should happen to lapse again, feel free to leave your own comments.

SCREAM!

Kiele Takeuchi — Fri, 09 May 2008 22:43:23 +0000

I wish math had a face, ’cause if it did, I’d punch it right in the nose today. Math makes me so mad I could scream. In fact, I think I’ll scream right now. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Sad News

Kiele Takeuchi — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 03:13:51 +0000

This stinks. I might actually have to study more math in order to maintain a suitable job. I swore I’d never take another math class, but it looks like I might have to eat my words. More later after I do a bit of spy work to figure out what’s up in my workplace.

Upgrading Pains….

admin — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 17:56:58 +0000

…Don’t Panic!

I’m upgrading website. The software was waaaaaaaaay out of date and needed updating. The software was updated and the theme had to be updated. I have to customize the theme to get it back to what it was.

I will get you back to your regularly scheduled Isle of Math, soon.

– Your mathematically challenged, Admin.

I Hate Math on Myspace

Kiele Takeuchi — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 21:02:54 +0000

Yes, now I hate it on myspace.com too. You can go there and see me, Kiele Takeuchi, at myspace.com.

My myspace profile. It’s the same as my name–kieletakeuchi.

There you can read chapters 1-3 of The Isle of Math for free! Feel free to make all the comments you want. Or leave me a message or something.

Math-hating Has Conquered the World

Kiele Takeuchi — Sun, 23 Sep 2007 20:01:03 +0000

A quick search just showed The Isle of Math in over 130 bookstores in six countries: USA, Canada, the United Kingdom, France, Japan, and Germany. It looks like math is just as notorious in other parts of the world as well.

Rehab: Peace with Math

Kiele Takeuchi — Tue, 30 Jan 2007 00:37:20 +0000

Tired of math? Is it ruining your social life? Haven’t had a date in 10 years because of too much math homework?

Congratulations! If you just answered yes to any of the above questions, you are a prime candidate for our new rehabilitation program, appropriately titled “Peace with Math.” Using our simple five-step program, you too can learn to live life to its fullest by coming to terms with that ugly blemish in your life–math. And the best part is that it’s free!
1. Admit you have a problem with math. For example, scream, “I hate math!” at the top of your lungs.

2. Decide to get help by enrolling in “Peace with Math.”

3. Join the “Isle of Math” and vent your frustrations whenever you feel an excessive burst of math hatred coming on.

4. Try to distance yourself from math in your daily life.

5. And whatever you do, don’t ever cave in to those people who try to talk you into majoring in math when it comes time to make career choices. Remember, finding peace with math means that you must take Nancy Reagan’s advice and JUST SAY NO!

When Math Meets Romance…

Kiele Takeuchi — Tue, 21 Nov 2006 22:20:03 +0000

This is why you should never date a math major, a math lover, or anyone who dabbles in the mathematical arts.

Here’s where to read more. Useless (xkcd.com).